Dental Dam on CNN?

Teenagers?


Yesterday Hotass and I were having lunch when we heard something come out of the Tv's in the breakroom (that are forever locked on CNN) that completely catches our attention. We heard the words "Dental Dam".
Now mind you I am NO prude. Nor am I offended easily. But I about fell out of my seat when I heard that. Hotass and I looked at each other and just started laughing. Seems the news guy was commentating on Teenagers and Oral Sex.

Seems teenagers think it is:

A. It's safer
B. It's not as "inappropriate"
C. It Doesn't mess with their.. what was the word? Virtue. Yes Virtue.

For the record I never had oral sex until ... um... dang, was I married??? Seems that way at least. I don't know but I know I was pretty freakin' old. I didn't have (consensual) sex until I was....Ok well never mind that. Hey we didn't have to worry about aids.... http://www.aids.org

Anyway.. if any teenagers read this.

Nix Safe. Nope. Oral sex can give you Herpes. Oral sex can give you Hepitits. Oral sex can give you VD, Gonorrhea (ok I dont know how to spell that), and all kinds of other nasty diseases I can't spell.
Nix not as inappropriate. So sticking a guys dick in your mouth is appropriate? Putting your head between a girls thighs and licking her pussy is appropriate? Yea, maybe.. if there weren't bodily fluids (including pee), germs (where have his hands been) and etc all clinging to both.
Nix virtue. If you give head... you're still a whore, tramp, (if Christian) sinning slut who teases the guys with a blowjob, but won't give up that pussy.

Don't do it. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Not until you're at least 30. Lol.

But if you happen to do it... blog about it for all the world to see.. and be certain to include the proper etiquette on how to use a dental dam for us "Old Schools"....