I stole this from the Gaggle.. Lol

Ever thought about why there aint no Black Racecar Drivers....

David Letterman's top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

#10. Have to sit upright while driving.

#9 Pistol won't stay under front seat.

#8 Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

#7 Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

#6 They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.

#5 Police cars on track interfere with race.

#4 No passenger seat for the Ho.

#3 Cadillac Escalade was not approved for competition.

#2 Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

#1 When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.