Let me tell you about my friend Casey...

"I took some meth and cut it up with some viagara. She asked me what I was doing and I told her that I was cutting up some viagara and I'd heard that it works for women too. At this she decides to try it so I put some on my finger and put it on her tongue. I'd say we fucked for 6 or 7 hours. When I got tired I just pulled out the toys cuz that bitch was a freak..." *laughter*


Me: Hey.. Casey's coming into town...
T: Oh really? When?
Me: On such and such day
Steph: Who's Casey?
T & Me: *Laughter*


Later on....
Me: T.. we should introduce Steph to Casey.
T: Oh Lord no...
Me: You know she'd love to stick that lil white man between them big titties
T: *rotflmao*


And last but certainly not least (nor last really)...

It's New Years Eve 2000 and I'm sitting in the living room watching TV with my roommates girlfriend's Mom.
We hear this dog barking kinda far away and just turn the TV up a bit more to cover it. The sound keeps getting louder and louder. 'Mom' turns to me and says "I wonder who's dog that is?" I look at her and say "Mom.. that isn't a dog.. that's your daughter...."