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I know I haven't blogged much lately but I really haven't felt like talking about anything and Lord knows there has been nothing interesting going on in my life (I went to bed at 10am Fri and Sat night for goodness sakes) so I decided that in the throes of PMS I shall expel all evil thoughts to my blog.


*** IF YOU READ BEYOND THIS POINT PLEASE KNOW THERE ARE SOME ITEMS YOU MIGHT FIND OFFENSIVE... NOT THAT THAT IS ANYTHING NEW TO MY BLOG.. LOL ***


1. My Aunt Judy is a hateful, spiteful, bitch
2. I'm totally pissed off at my Mother (commandment IV be damned - not literally my religion loving readers... calm down!! Lol)
3. I told Larry I want my own apartment
4. I get tired of having to worry about someone else and not do what "I" want to do.
5. Selfish? Hell yes.
6. Santa Claus was not white... NO.. he wasn't... I seen it on a discovery channel show
7. Custer didn't have a last stand. The Indians cut them down. Yes.. to much time sitting in front of the Discovery channel
8. Using your cell phone at the gas pump will not cause a car fire. No.. it won't. I don't care what the sign says at the pumps. I seen it on Mythbusters dammit. (I love that show!)
9. Holidays suck ass!
10. Gary & Dustin should really blog again.. it's been to long now.
11. I really hate that I'm losing my job because I do not have enough self confidence to put myself into a new, good job. (Which is sad because I'm a very good worker and learn very quickly) In my 20's I had tons of self esteem. Now I have very little. I guess the reality of not being this great, wonderwoman'ish person has finally settled in
12. There is a girl at work who I think is psycho and she scares me a little
13. I am tired of cleaning the fucking cat box... why can't Larry clean it once in a while? I mean I spent $100 on the fucking thing so all you have to do is take out the little plastic tray the shit goes in to and throw it away. Hard? Nah!
14. I still feel like I live in Larry's house. In no way do I feel like this is my home?!
15. How do you make somewhere feel like home? Seriously?
16. I'm hungry
17. Have you ever known people who were movers? Not the U-Haul kind... the kind of person who comes into your life at a time when you most need them (even if you don't know you need 'em) and then one day are no longer there? They move in and out of people's lives as needed I guess. They never settle down. Ever.
18. I think I'm a mover
19. I wonder sometimes if religion isn't just the governments way of micromanaging us. Think about it. We worship an invisible man in the sky. We think that believing in him our lives will be so much richer. We think he'll cure us, or save us, or make us whole. Oh yes.. I know... you just gotta have faith. Faith? Faith in what? I'm on the fence here people... which is hard for me being raised a southern baptist.
20. If I could stop thinking/worrying about stuff and be less realistic I think I'd be happier. If there is such a thing
21. I'm a PessiMiSt when I PMS
22. Yes I do realize that there are other people in the world who have had a worse life than me. Sucks for them. I don't know them and It isn't about them. (Again..this doesn't include my friends) It's about me, and what I've been through and how it has made me the bitter, realist, self-serving, bad esteemed person that I am. And how I hate that. I hate the battle to change it.. it's very tiresome.
23. See #5
24. I hate that every month I go through this cycle of hate, depression, evilness that you can not control ... and I go through it for nothing. I can not reproduce so why make me go through this? Thanks God.
25. There is a woman at work that I'd rather spit in her face as to look at her. And I have to be cordial to her and it kills me. Can't I just cuss her one time? She's a shit starter, gossip-monger, wears her clothes way to tight, talks terrible about people.. oh and did I tell you she's a Christian? Ms. "I dont need a man in my life.. I've got Jesus." Yeah well.. I see thru your nebula of lies.
26. People ... just because you go to church and go to the alter and ask for forgiveness does not mean you can walk out the door and start sinning again. If you're gonna play religion... do it right. Don't half ass it. (This is a generalization & is not meant for anyone who reads this blog)
27. I have an addictive personality
28. This is a long ass list
29. Most people will probably leave negative comments (or none at all) after reading this. Lol. On 2nd thought they'll probably just bring me Midol. Lmao!
30. People are not set in their ways. There is no such thing. Just because you have eaten supper at 6:00 pm for 30 years doesn't mean you can't make the decision to change it. It's called free will people.
31. It's wonderful that I have friends who have different views about things (ie: religion, politics) than I.. and yet we don't get mad at one another just because our opinions are different.
32. I didn't realize that Bill Maher was a pot smoker. Can democrats do that? Or is he a liberal? Liberals can do anything. Lol
33. I can't stand people who constantly sniff. Either share the candy or Blow your damn nose.
34. I can't stand it when people suck snot (you know the sound)... it runs chills up my spine. Take a benydryl.. go to the doctor.. grab a kleenex for godssake.
and last but not least
35. I hate winter. It's depressing. And today was suppose to be nice. Yeah right.. it's overcast and the wind is to be between 20 and 30 mph all day. SUCKS! I need to move to a warmer climate!!!

Ok I'm done.. I think I've expelled a lot of evil.. hopefully that will help. Lol
Sorry for the shitty post ya'll... but sometimes it's not all daisies and chocolate.
(Although I did bake brownies last night.. Lol)