My day today...

I passed my second of three pass/fail tests! Made a 96. That's right bitches.. a 96. Would'a been a 98 but the teacher (even though admitting we were correct) counted one question incorrect and won't change it.

But that's alright. Now if I can just make it through the next test. Oh, and when I say fail.. I mean fired. Like in no job. Yeah.. I guess they figure if you don't take in 80% of it in 15 weeks.. this job ain't for you.





In other interesting news... today Lori and I decided to have some pre-celebratory/post damn that test was stressful cheeseburger on the way to get lunch. We choose a destination, while in route. I pull up to the Krystals drive thru sign thingy with the music crunk, the t tops out, my window down, Lori smokin' and there stands two good ole boys changing out the sign. I lean out the window and say in my best southern accent.. "This thang even work?"

We proceed to head back to work and just as I pass the J back to Lori I notice a white car with a blue (bar) light across the top. Lori hides the weed, gets her seatbelt on, and starts spraying vanilla whatever around before I can even get my damn seatbelt on. The "cop" proceeds to go around us and low and behold.. it said "Postal Police" on the side of the damn car. Freakin' pot heads!

I am driving down 385 almost home and take the exit to get off onto Hwy 70. As I proceed around the (big) loop to exit... out in the middle of the huge field beyond the entrance ramp, stands ... something... standing very still. I check my mirror for anything behind me (there wasn't) and come to a stop about 2/3's the way thru the loop. I roll my window down and turn down the radio and stare very hard at the ... thing... standing in the field. Mind you.. what's so crazy isn't the curiosity of what was standing in the field (for surely it was a deer).. it's the fact that I (and you prolly didn't catch this) turned the freakin' radio down. What the fuck did I think THAT was gonna do huh? *laughing heartily* Sometimes I'm such a freakin 'tard!