Your kidneys

Do you know where yours are? I can guarantee damn T you I not only know where mine are but they have let me know they are not happy. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure they are packing to move out.
I love Dr Pepper. I am addicted to Dr Pepper. Dr Pepper (soda's or tea in general) cause me excrutiating pain. I've drank nothing but water and cranberry juice. I'm miserable. I'm having withdrawals from the soda and my back is hurting me so bad I just want to curl up in a ball and cry until I can't open my eyes. But alas, here I am at work constantly moving around in this small ass cubicle. Sitting, laying (as much as you can lay in a chair), standing, pacing. Yes I went to the Dr. No I won't take the medicine. I am tired of medicine. I am tired of the horrific, terrible, painful side effects it solicits.

Oh & Happy Easter!