Who is this?

(?) "Let me think... No.. I don't think we've had sex this year."

(me) "OMG.. are you kidding?"

laughter

"No.. Let me think."

"I can't believe you don't know."

"Wait." Laughter. "I'm trying to remember when the last time was." Laughter. "I can't remember".

Laughter

"Ok.. so did you have sex for New Years?"

Sound of disgust. "Uh, no."

"Oh yeah.. he had to work huh?"

"Yeah."

"Was it (pause) on the weekend?"

"No. During the week."

Laughter. "Are you certain of this?"

"Not really."

"Was it a Monday, Tuesday?"

Silence. "I don't know. Sometimes it's hard to remember because we might watch Monday's shows on Wednesday."

Laughter...